my pet spider is ..

not being very affectionate.

 

This made me lol.  Thank you.  I so needed to laugh.  I laugh because I'm terrified of spiders myself.

My pet iguana is not being very affectionate, either 

My pet iguana is not being very affectionate, either 

 

Oh, no thank you to those for me either.  Lol. 

My boa constrictor hugs me a little more tightly than I'd like to be hugged 

My boa constrictor hugs me a little more tightly than I'd like to be hugged 

 

Oh no! 

we know this is not about spiders, or iguanas, or boa constrictors,

right ?

i wish I knew more mammals.

we know this is not about spiders, or iguanas, or boa constrictors,

right ?

 

Call me naive.  I thought maybe you had a pet tarantula.

Snakes of any kind. If they get into my house, I'm gone.