Aussie Aussie Aussie! 🇦🇺

[[Buddie]]

Nah, Gold Coast & Sunny Coast are horrible places to live....
[...], stop sharing your bum tanning stories, now all the interstate people want to move here! 

Haha! Everyone is jelly of my brown jelly!

Qld is full of bloody blow ins!!! All of u people stay in ur lanes! There’s no bloody houses left up here!

Ok here’s some unpleasantries to change their minds.....Look don’t move here unless u plan to wear a g string like everywhere.... its a thing ...Also I hope u bring a felt hat and a beard, coz like that’s what everyone has here. Man buns, girls vintage cruisers with a wicker basket (weather ur a boy or a girl) mum jeans (I’ll never understand this trend) bongos, fire twirling sticks and just an attitude that ur so much more woke than everyone else 🙄 actually we don’t need anymore wankers here. We’re full up!

Bess ur in coz u are like, so not that 

Nawwwww thanks lovely!