My therapist - “ I really want u to get this phone app that measures ur sleep it detects ur movements and breathing and I believe it will tell u u are sleeping more than u think.” Me- “sooo if I lay in bed really still and control my breathing but don’t sleep what do u think it will say?” Therapist - “ well I’m sure it would say that ur awake” me - “well is it also using the camera, suspended above me and does it have night vision?” Therapist- “ I feel like u want to think u aren’t sleeping”
Oh brother. Give me strength