An old couple goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor listens to the old man's chest, checks his reflexes and looks in his ear. He tells him " I'll need a blood, stool and urine sample". But the old man just keeps saying "what? Huh?!". So his wife says " Doctor, he's hard of hearing. Let me tell him for you." She leans down to his ear and yells..." Honey, take off your underwear and give them to the doctor!"
