Thx [...]. I know many funny jokes. Here's another one:
A man comes in the bar every night and after being there just an hour, he annoys everyone by yelling he's so bored. So another regular patron told the bartender that if he comes in here tonight I'll entertain him. Bartender nodded and laughed. Sure enough that guy came in saying he's bored so the other patron said " Hey, fella, come over here & I'll show you my magic drink!" The guy watched the bartender fix the other patron a blue drink. The patron drank it all real fast and jumped out of the 10 storied window. Next thing you know, he walked back in the door completely unharmed! The complainer said " wow, that drink is magic! Give me one, bartender ". So he made him a blue drink, he drank it fast & out the window he jumped....sadly he didn't return. The bartender looked at the patron and said " you know what, superman, you can be a real a-hole when you drink!"
